graduated high school.
smoked a cigarette.
gotten so drunk you passed out.
ridden every ride at an amusement park.
collected something really stupid. gone fishing. watched four movies in one night. gone long periods of time without sleep. lied to someone.
failed a class.
been in a car accident. been in a tornado.
done hard drugs.
watched someone die.
been to a funeral. burned yourself.
Yeah, I’m sorry, you’re not getting any context for this terrible joke.
Obviously, John and Karkat are just two best-buddies who were framed for a terrible crime and had to hide out in a covenant in order to escape persecution, posing as nuns sent from a sister nunnery. It was odd to see a troll nun, but it was taken in stride by Mother Kanaya, who was pleased to see other trolls taking up the call, immediately taking young Karkat under her wing. John quickly made friends as well, becoming close to Sister Jade, who takes care of the garden, and Sister Rose, who simply seems to be there to freak everybody out, but is still pretty cool! So things are going pretty okay, even though they’re ~~undercover~~.
BUT LITTLE DO THEY KNOW the two nefarious criminals responsible for their predicament have also taken refuge as new nuns in their safe-haven: the villainous duo known as Terezi “The Shark” Pyrope and Dave “Cool Kid” Strider.
oh my god that
I fucking love this fandom.
AS TOLD BY ROB, WHO IS FIVE YEARS OLD.
Can we still have “The Adventures of the Empty House” as told by Rob? ouo FAKE WAX SHARK!LOCK AND A COOL GUN. DO IT DO IT DO IT.
asdfjkl; THIS IS WHY I WANT KIDS